[Audio post/locked from hostiles/backdated to December 14th]

[grenadetoagunfight]

Come on man! You're man with needs. Go find someone! You know you want to~

No, I don't. Why don't you go bug someone else?

Sorry man, that isn't how this works. Look, she ain't putting out so ju-mmmph...hon' kill me...

You say another word I'm pulling this trigger and every time you come back I'm killing in a more painful way, you got that?

Ser, yesh ser...

Get out of my sight.

[Audio ends.]

Comments

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

Gakupo, you're a terrible liar.

[zerosamurai.livejournal.com]

...

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

I do think of you as a friend. But I would understand if you don't think of me as one.

[zerosamurai.livejournal.com]

I-it's not that, I just--...

... never mind... thank you for inviting me.

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

What were you going to say?

[zerosamurai.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about it...

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

You realize saying that is going to make me worry.

[zerosamurai.livejournal.com]

Baseless insecurities aren't something to worry about.

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

They can be. You want to talk about it?

[zerosamurai.livejournal.com]

It's fine...

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

Alright. Well, you're still invited. But I am thinking of inviting someone else who isn't completely a good guy. But I promise he won't be here for any trouble, so you can leave your security duties at the door, alright? Just come to relax.

[zerosamurai.livejournal.com]

I can do that. Thanks.

[armycatblack.livejournal.com]

Good. I'm glad.

[zerosamurai.livejournal.com]

Me too. See you there.